oof.
(via christinefriar)
Tortoise loses a leg, gets it replaced with a swivel wheel from an office chair
When Gamera the tortoise (GAMERAAAA!) had to have one of his front legs amputated due to burn damage, his short-lived human friends at Washington State University were looking around, thinking to themselves “What the hell do we have around here that we could use for a prosthetic turtle leg?” And they came up with… a swivel wheel from an office chair. Well it’s not like the leg needs to be a finely tuned machine like it’s a gazelle. A chair wheel does fine.
via iheartchaos
Forgive me my transgressions, but I’m playing for the long game.
My characteristic and deplorable fondness for labored puns and innuendos - it shows an ugly dependence on a privileged education. As opposed to something like genuine creativity. For that, I am pretty ashamed.
File under: self-loathing meta and other bullshit
Otis Redding “Try A Little Tenderness”
via nedhepburn
There is a phantom email haunting my Inbox.
